Author Topic: Card ideas for Pretend You're Xyzzy  (Read 7228 times)

JackMcDack

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Card ideas for Pretend You're Xyzzy
« on: December 08, 2013, 06:51:30 PM »
Oh god. What're you doing this time?

I realize there's another topic for this, but I'd like this to be a sort of compilation thread for ideas. Besides, not like anyone payed attention to the other thread.

Okay, so, short version; Pretend You're Xyzzy is basically online Cards Against Humanity. Sometime in the future, they plan on adding an option to create your own custom White cards and Black cards and use them in a game. In terms of Apples to Apples, for those who haven't played CAH, Black cards are your Adjective cards (Ex: "I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one.", "_____: Kid tested, Mother approved", things like that.), and White cards are your Noun cards (Ex: "A Canadian Penny", "Judge Judy", "Consensual sex"). As you can tell, the point is to be as stupid and funny as possible.

(Small complication about Black Cards; some of them can have two or three blanks, meaning you play two or three cards, but I'm not sure if the custom cards will allow for that, so try to separate them when you submit ideas.)

Essentially, I plan for us to have game night some time and PYX is something that everyone has access to. So, for when the option to create custom cards comes into play, having this topic means we'll all actually have things to add to the experience.

What is Acceptable?

Anything. Nothing is too raunchy, offensive, or disgusting for this game. Which, you know, is kinda the point. As far as guidelines, in-jokes within the forum are sort of the overarching theme (Nask's pokerface, Kimoto's garden, Taka X _____ is Canon, things like that), but frankly, if it's not an in-joke but it's funny, it'll probably get in. I'll Update this every now and then to add in any new suggestions.

I'll edit mine in after I post this. For now, let your ideas flow.

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Black Cards

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Now that 'Jak' has become an OC, Jak goes by _____ now.
Kimoto's newest sexbot for Jak: _____
I was driving along in my car. And by car, I mean _____
IT ALL BEGAN WITH A BIG BANG! AFTERWARDS, THE TWO _____ CUDDLED!
FUCK YOUR SHIT LIKE _____, I'M 18!!!
I look down and see the whitest of whites...and then I put on the glasses and see _____
I'd take a _____ in a heartbeat.
I'm watching _____ on another tab.
It's like _____, only with sex.
Screw it, no _____ are being made tonight!
WELL COO COO CACHOO, _____!!
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Black Cards (Pick 2/Draw 2, Pick 3)

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White Cards

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Jak's severed head.
Jak's gasmask.
A cardboard box with wheels painted on it.
A cereal mascot unable to vomit up it's own product.
._.
.w.
Alabama Hot Pockets
An entirely luck-based moveset.
Aurora, who is hugging you right now.
Hammerspace.
Jak's two Rubick's Cubes.
The Emporium.
Mrs. Robinson.
A robot dick.
A basket with white hair and large breasts.
The song "And the Band Played Waltzing Matilda".
A threesome with both of your hands.
To Kill a Mockingbird 2: Gaylectric Boogaloo.
Jesus X Hitler fanfiction.
The Definition of Insanity.
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« Last Edit: December 08, 2013, 07:15:19 PM by Jak »

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Re: Card ideas for Pretend You're Xyzzy
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2014, 10:14:04 PM »
My ideas suck, I'm sorry. (plus I'm an uncreative git and I should've posted when I got more ideas)



BLACK CARDS
Not even Nask can stay calm at the thought of ____
____ is best FFU Maid.


WHITE CARDS

FFU Maids
Flying Penises
Frilly stockings

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Re: Card ideas for Pretend You're Xyzzy
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2014, 03:01:50 PM »
I'll join in this. Hectic fun.

BLACK CARDS
Joe's newest weapon idea is ___
___ is the new group RP idea for FFU
Hey, I know ___, he owes me ___
___ hasn't been seen on FFU in a while
I don't think I want to go near Taka's ___
___? That sounds like a great idea!

WHITE CARDS
Flaming Turd Sandwiches
A collection of severed penises
Dodge
Solid Gold Crap
Fluffy Cannon
I'm just awesome. Deal with it